Take four 9's and make those four 9's equal 100 by adding, subtracting, multiplying, or dividing.

Answer: 9/9 + 99

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. A little while later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Answer: She was a photographer and she took his picture, developed it and hung it up to dry.